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dockyard-nancy: secondlina: A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these floating around on tumblr. These were originally taken from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy. I just read this as ‘A squish is an aromatic crush,’ as if people scent-mark to make their crush notice them. Worked for me.

dockyard-nancy:

secondlina:

A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these floating around on tumblr. These were originally taken from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy.

I just read this as ‘A squish is an aromatic crush,’ as if people scent-mark to make their crush notice them. Worked for me.

Erm yeeeeeeeeah...... cross out everything you've done


I had a beer

Smoked an entire cigarette.

Done drugs.

Write on a bathroom wall.

Read a George Orwell book. 

Had a physical fight.

Used Twitter.

Listened to Lady Gaga.

Been in a car accident.

Gotten suspended.

Gotten expelled.

Been allergic to something

Got a computer virus.

Touched a real gun.

Had a dog.

Had a cat.

Been pregnant.

Camped out.

Swam in the ocean.

Wore a bikini.

Driven a car.

Been sent to the principal.

Ever liked someone.

Failed a class.

Failed a test. 

Went to summer school.

Read an entire book.

Recorded my own music.

Had an xbox.

Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.

Wore fishnets.

Wore skinny jeans.

Hated someone.

Been cheated on.

Cheated on someone.

Worn makeup.

Lied to my parents about where I was going.

Had surgery.

Had my license.

Been to college.

Graduated high school. 

Attempted suicide.

Self harmed. 

Worn coloured contacts.

Painted my nails black.

Broken someone’s heart. 

Had my heart broken.

Cried for an hour straight.

Lost something very valuable.

Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.

Broken a bone.

Got stung by a bee.

Eaten something bad/expired. 

Threw up from being so drunk.

Saw someone throw up from being so drunk. 

Danced with someone of the opposite sex.

Owned an iPod.

Owned an iPhone. 

Fell for a best friend.

Went far away from home for more than a week.

Moved out. 

Ran away. 

Had food poisoning.

Had a job.

Been fired.

Lied to a friend.

Lied to a family member.

Had a Facebook.

Posted a video on YouTube. 

Started a rumor about someone. 

Talked bad about someone.

Dropped out of school.

Deliberately failed a test.

Been skinny dipping.

Counted to a million. 

Counted to a thousand.

Ate rabbit meat.

Ate duck meat.

Had fast food.

Been to Church.

Been to Canada.

Been married.

Had a divorce.

Broke a glass.

Hugged someone today.

Texted someone today.

Received a phone call today.

Threw something out of the window.

Ignored a text from someone on purpose.

Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.

Wish you were somebody else.

(Source: violentskulls, via rosswildishphotographer)

rosswildishphotographer: simonwang: MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS RABBITS MATING WITH RATS TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE LIZARDS-  WHAT THE FUCK WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK AND MORE LIZARDS FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER AND THIS GUY AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU. SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA. WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT. P.S. Australia: Where everything wants to kill you

rosswildishphotographer:

simonwang:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

Australia: Where everything wants to kill you

(Source: fairy-wren)

Damn, this is a fairly old picture now! Funny how time goes by so fast. Also, the Schecter Leo had on this same photoshoot now belongs to me :-). dissonantmedia: Red Seas Fire - rehearsal Image by Ross Wildish Bit of trivia for you: That bass was owned by the bass player for SiKth, and was used to record a lot of their material. 

Damn, this is a fairly old picture now! Funny how time goes by so fast.

Also, the Schecter Leo had on this same photoshoot now belongs to me :-).

dissonantmedia:

Red Seas Fire - rehearsal

Image by Ross Wildish

Bit of trivia for you: That bass was owned by the bass player for SiKth, and was used to record a lot of their material. 

(via rosswildishphotographer)